i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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