Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize
