is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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