she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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