New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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