he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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