Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Randomize
