what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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