Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my vag is so smooth its legendary
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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