"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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