Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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