Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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