Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
This is classic penis vs brain.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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