You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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