Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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