he wants to bone in the snuggie
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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