So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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