dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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