I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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