erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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