It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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