did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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