For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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