I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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