I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
its not stalking. its research.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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