two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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