I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
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