He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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