I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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