Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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