We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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