I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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