Wow word travels fast.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.