Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.