Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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