she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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