dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
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If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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