I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.