i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.