A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
