Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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