Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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