how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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