I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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