I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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