at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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