He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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