so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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