Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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