Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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