found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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