This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
