Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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