i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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