My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
