last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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