Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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