Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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