Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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