Why are handjobs necessary in class?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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